HOW TO CALL THE PRESIDENT
(The telephone of the president)
(The telephone of the president)
Before we reveal this information you must understand that the president is a very busy person.
So, if you decide to call the president, do it for something that you consider extremely important and urgent.
DO NOT USE THIS INFORMATION for your own interest but, for NATIONAL SECURITY PURPOSES.
Below we describe the telephone and the method to access the president by telephone:
1. USE A DIGITAL TELEPHONE. Analog telephone will not work. Use a digital telephone, like a cell phone.
2. THE FOLLOWING IS STRICTLY NECCESARY
a) With your right index finger, dial number 0
b) With your left index finger, dial number 0
c) With your right thumb finger, dial number 0
(this is the area code)
d) With your left ring finger, dial number 0
e) With your right ring finger, dial number 0
f) With your left pinkie, dial number 0
g) With your left thumb, dial number 0
h) With your left index, dial number 0
i) With your left middle finger, dial number 0
j) WITH YOUR RIGHT thumb, dial number 1
So, if you decide to call the president, do it for something that you consider extremely important and urgent.
DO NOT USE THIS INFORMATION for your own interest but, for NATIONAL SECURITY PURPOSES.
Below we describe the telephone and the method to access the president by telephone:
1. USE A DIGITAL TELEPHONE. Analog telephone will not work. Use a digital telephone, like a cell phone.
2. THE FOLLOWING IS STRICTLY NECCESARY
a) With your right index finger, dial number 0
b) With your left index finger, dial number 0
c) With your right thumb finger, dial number 0
(this is the area code)
d) With your left ring finger, dial number 0
e) With your right ring finger, dial number 0
f) With your left pinkie, dial number 0
g) With your left thumb, dial number 0
h) With your left index, dial number 0
i) With your left middle finger, dial number 0
j) WITH YOUR RIGHT thumb, dial number 1
The thumb
The index finger, next to the thumb
The middle finger, in the middle
The ring finger
The "little finger" or the "pinkie" which is the smallest and last finger
The index finger, next to the thumb
The middle finger, in the middle
The ring finger
The "little finger" or the "pinkie" which is the smallest and last finger
Do you need a logical reason for doing all these steps?
After september 11, 2001, the National Security Administration issued an order to all manufacturers of digital telephones to include dactyl sensors in their production.
So, when you dial the number, your fingerprints are sent to the database of the NSA. If your fingerprints are in their criminal database, the call will be rejected.
After september 11, 2001, the National Security Administration issued an order to all manufacturers of digital telephones to include dactyl sensors in their production.
So, when you dial the number, your fingerprints are sent to the database of the NSA. If your fingerprints are in their criminal database, the call will be rejected.
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| Canada | 2 |
| China | 3 |
| France | 4 |
| Germany | 5 |
| Italy | 6 |
| Japan | 7 |
| Russia | 8 |
| United Kingdom | 9 |
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